TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!
outstanding
I FUCKIN LOVE THIS HOLY SHIT THIS IS QUALITY CONTENT HEEELLLLL YA
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Louis tells me I’m pretty and a good person and hugs me on and off for hours when I’m sad and day dreams abt winning the lottery and buying a car and a house and buying a no backbone senator like Marco rubio to flip and make do our bidding. I have turned into a person w my significant other on their lock screen but I won’t go too far so I chose his senior picture which yes that’s his real hair no it’s not his real mustache. I love him very much and very often cannot believe my fuckin luck
“We were pretty poor back in Mexico. My parents were divorced. Mom did the best she could. She was always a hustler. She’d sell jewelry, or food, or anything that she could. But a lot of nights there still wouldn’t be enough to eat. We’d survive on tortillas and salt. I was only eight when we came to America. So I was too young to understand. I think my mom thought she could make some money and bring us home. She thought she’d learn English, and maybe start a business. But it was so much harder than she expected. We moved so much looking for work. She’s fifty and she still cleans houses every day. Every year she gets more worn down. She’s been getting sick a lot lately. But she can’t afford to stop. She never will. Right now I’m in school. I always thought I had to be the best student because I’m undocumented. I thought I’d go to law school, or graduate school. But now I’m not so sure. My mom would literally destroy her body to make that happen for me. How could I allow that to happen? I’m a Dreamer. And everyone loves the Dreamers because we’re a perfect package to sell. But why am I the only one who gets the chance to feel safe? Whenever I hear ‘I stand with Dreamers,’ I always think about my mom. I’m not willing to throw her under the bus. I’m not willing to be a bargaining chip to make her seem like a criminal. Everything people admire about Dreamers is because of our parents.”
All 11 million
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GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG
[distantly] THAT DOG
I haven’t thought abt this in so long and it makes me v happy
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set a calendar alert RIGHT NOW. this is the work we need to do moving into 2018. we need to be READY.
Yeah uh please set that calendar alert for at least 6 months before November because 1. Registration 2. Primaries 3. Canvassing and doorknocking and rallies and everything else!
Please vote in the midterms but please *also* do stuff before the midterms because holy shit guys the 2018 electoral map is so bad for Democrats like it’s really really bad
A FUCKIN REMINDER BITCH
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Edgar Allen Bitch
F. Thot Fitzgerald
Charles Dickens
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@7 years ago with 172773 notestchy:
shoutout to those random peacocks you find in places that are probably unsuitable for a peacock to inhabit in the first place
what the fuck kinds of lives are you guys leading. i’ve never seen a peacock in my life. where are u guys finding them.
Random neighborhoods in Florida
a gas station in morocco
middle of a busy road in england
middle of the woods in a rural town in Mississippi
Irish farms??
Roof of a house in a tiny English village
Screaming their heads off in abandoned fuel stations in the back-blocks of the Rangitikei
with a group of pheasants in the woods in maryland
Strutting outside the window of an elementary school library in Texas.
Walking down the street of a California suburb on a hot summer afternoon like he owns the place
At a golf club in Long Island
At a strawberry festival in SoCal
Outside a café in Ayia Napa
Walking thru my neighborhood in nebraska
watching over fish near a pond in switzerland
Roaming free in the New Orleans zoo. Not part of an exhibit or anything. Just strutting around being peacocks.
Roaming around the side of the road in the rural part of indio
Side of a quiet road on the Central Coast, NSW, Australia
Chasing random cabbies on the road in Singapore
Chilling by a pond in Pennsylvania
Chilling by your hot tub in Northern Illinois
Displaying for my car as I learn to drive on the dirt roads in pennsylvania.
Bossing around the goats in a petting zoo in Victoria, B.C., Canada.
Random castles in Austria.
Flirting inappropriately with a chicken on the Isle of Wight
Screaming all night & depriving me of sleep in Paestum, Italy.
Being harassed by seagulls at the Jersey Shore
an abandoned windmill in Florida
At the Schell’s Brewery in New Ulm Minnesota.
Wandering around miscellaneous parks in the middle of a major French city.
Hanging out in Kew Gardens, London…
sleeping at the mall near the beach in Argentina
Smith Island in Maryland
Screaming and shitting on porches in semi-rural Texas
A cathedral in upper manhattan
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@7 years ago with 343382 notesIf you don’t blow ya Capri sun back up after you drink it all you’re boring and not my friend
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